Official EMC Show Yourself Thread (2016 Edition)

Once he gets a computer he is going to

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I have returned from Disneyland! It was fun meeting Aikar,Krysyy & Moose (along with my friend from another server). I didn't take many photos because I was their tour guide but boy did I get a leg workout! I went to the Halloween party on Tuesday night and ended up getting photos with a few of my favorite characters.(also im sorry goofy for wiping my makeup on your skeleton outfit even though you had no clue). #Hiremeasatourguidebutpayformyfood2k16


+ When Aikar takes too many photos and you end up in some of them so he gets the side eye

Our walking group was basically moose & krysyy in the front,my tiny legs trailing behind them and aikar trying to keep up with me.

Shoulda walked behind Aikar to see how lost he would get

dude he literally stopped & took photos every 5 seconds i would of been able to outwalk him at a snails pace

What rides did he go on? What did he get photos with? Was he scared with any of the characters?

California Screaming?

It's not that bad compared to other coasters in Cali

How to Sell a Product 101 - "Oh yeah, fun fact: someone caught a terminal case of chronic death on that ride!"

I would die if I went on that XD

I didn't have to ride it so MWAHAHAHAHAH

If I were in your shoes, I'd like to take a chance on the easy rollercoaster-related way out than wait around for the 400 pound hacker nation to attack.

It's not that bad, Six Flags Magic Mountain has the most intense coasters in Cali
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL26B6570DCBCBAC73

They only told you about that one? At least one person has died on every ride at Disneyland

*glances over at dumbo ride*

not EVERY ride

It was the summer of '96 - some poor kid tried to climb on the ears, ride shot off at 80mph and he fell off. Paramedics were called to the scene and he was put in intensive care - he survived, but had an irrational fear of elephant ears for the rest of his life.

He disappeared in 2006, ten years after the incident, leaving a note that was remarkably similar to the opening speech in the 2015 video game 'Hatred' but about elephants. The only other thing he left behind was a burned Dumbo plush toy with the ears cut off, sat at the bottom of his parent's bed.

A picture of an axe-wielding man in the African Savannah, assumed to be him, circulated on the internet in 2010, which had been preceded by a sharp decrease of African elephant population since 2007 (and there was also an Asian elephant *the small-eared ones* breeding program set up by the Russian Mafia that year), prompting a search for the man but it returned no results. Some say he still continues his genocide campaign against big-eared elephants to this day. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

Talk to me when you gots as much swag as this bear!!!