Person number 1 to person number 2 who's sitting on a couch: you're sofa away! Person number 2: ... Person number 1: Laugh! Im sofa king funny!
I went to a funeral today. Later my friend says (I forgot the topic on the conversation) "Yeah, but you see dead bodies everywhere anyways." It took her a few seconds to realize what she said.
Whenever I turn on my music, dad will say "Oh, listening to your K-pop?" ... whenever I turn on the music... that is what he says...
That's funny, I was at Starbucks the other day and I ordered a cake pop but when i ordered it I said K pop and immediately realized what i said but everyone knew what i meant and no one didn't say anything.
My dad thought it would be funny if he pranked me. Ahahaha, he didn't expect me to ignore him for an hour.
Is the worst dad joke the best dad joke? I mean, they are supposed to be bad so the worse the joke the better?