It's really far out, and rails have yet to be installed, so anyone who wants to go gets to take an 8,000 block dash to it.
You can't see through dirt or cobble, now can you? Dirt and cobble don't look cool, now do they? You can't engage Amusedstew with dirt or cobble, now can you?
That death must have felt pretty bar'd for you ... ... (Yes, I'm just as appalled at that joke as everyone else is.)