Colepuncher has been kidnapped for not believe the fact. And no potato for you anymore. I shall exchange him for a prison cell for a person.
I kidnapped colepuncher for thinking about leaving EMC. I will release him if someone makes him not thinking about leaving and gives him cupcakes
I kidnapped Jakres for reasons that have to do with nfell2009. I will give him back if he kills nfell2009.
I kidnapped cold puncher so he can explode toilets with teh Percy Jackson stoof :3 I will exchange him for gold. EDIT: porphyrian I don't appreciate the ninja.
I kidnapped porphyrian because reasons. I will give him back in exchange for the title of King of the Posters.
ParodyMaster6 has been kidnapped to know what's his reason for kidnapping someone. I'll will gladly exchange him for a 4k monitor.
607 has been kidnapped because I keep seeing stuff like "Price: £6.07" and it keeps reminding me of him so I must keep him forever!
Movieeeeessssssss Also I used mind control on 607 and used him to kidnap nfell. I will exchange both of them for a fluffy Tails.
I kidnapped colepuncher because I want Olympus too. I will exchange him for a million and one Diamond Supporter vouchers.
I kidnapped colepuncher again because it's fun. I will exchange him for a machine that makes hamburgers appear out of thin air.
I kidnapped ParodyMaster6 because there is a machine that does that. I will exchange him if Synapse 2.0 was automatically on my pc.