Sparx's TBGs: The Vending Machine of Power

You get a banana.
I put in a goat.

you get a cow

i put in a ghast

Two ghasts are coming out
I put in my crappy old PC

You get a crappier PC.

I put in a canadian

You get someboday else
I put in the crappier PC

You get an amazing Atari ST.

I put in a floppy.

Out comes a floppier floppy
I put in a cookie

Out comes a rotten cookie.

I put in a rupee.

Out comes dust

I put in a Notch_Agent

Out comes Agent P.

I put in a watermelon

You get a pumpkin.

I put in Justin Bieber. (I wonder how much he's worth :V)

The vending machine spits him back out.

I put in an ElectricSparx

you get defluxer

i put myself in

You get dog poop.

I put a genie in.

you get a dead badger

i put in the badgers soul

Nothing like a soul exists, so the machine broke , but ElectricSparx fixed it and the surprise was: a living badger came out and he lives now on my sofa.

I put in my favorite coffee mug.

Out comes a coffee mug with the writing "#1 Vending Machine".

I put in Obama.

Nice, now it is the favorite coffee mug of all my favorite coffee mugs

Putting in Obama gives a peace Nobel price winner.
I put in Putin, haha funny words

You get a fish.

I put in a fish.