Wasn't the original my thread? Well, anyhow, granted. He uses his second lot to make pixel art of inappropriate things and gets banned. You feel sad. I wish making games was easier.
Nothing happened, and then life went wrong. I wish for a horrible, slimy, monstrous, hideous, cannibalistic, gigantic bear-crocodile that wants to eat me.
The monster sees SkyDragon first, and eats him. The basicness (lol chemistry and IQ insults) of Sky causes the acid slime of the bear croc to neutralize and he just becomes a cute little bear croc that cuddles with you and never ever leaves you alone and always is so cute you can never pay attention to anything else. I wish that I could have some mercury (irl)
Yay, I was hoping that would happen. Now, let's see. A giant chunk of Mercury fell out of the sky and crushed you, because the gods of wishes don't know Mercury versus mercury. And I wish for an edible, safe to eat Minecraft melon in real life sitting in front of me completely still on the floor.
A melon in the shape of the cubes appears in front of your computer screen. Only only problem. Minecraft physics don't apply, so your ability to break it into small pieces with your fist causes a rift in physics which creates a black hole over your house. As you take a bite of your pixelated melon, your whole house is sucked up into the rift and you are never heard from again. I wish I was invincible.
Congratulations. You are invincible to everything, even old age. You do not get sick, you do not feel pain, you just don't die! However, after thousands of years, the sun turns into a red giant, effectively destroying the Earth and everyone and anything upon it. It is a barren wasteland. Have fun being forever alone. I wish for a Minecraft axe that can break nothing but Minecraft melons and will not do anything to hurt anybody or anything other than the melon.
Melons stop existing. You melt the axe in lava so it does not cause you pain to look at. I wish for dragon tombs to come out.
They come out immediately! However, Aikar forgot to fix bugs, and they crash EMC for one year Aikar Time. I wish for a llama.
Santa decides you've been bad and you get coal I wish I had 30 minecraft alt accounts :3 and take over EMC *evil laugh*
your wish just got terminated as they forgot you I wish some one would give me their gift gold membership as mine runs out in 5 days D:
