So if you have been on smp7 you have seen Jim's afk car. Here it is I hope it doesn't get in a crash because it would probably be a real Ender Bender.
Thats funny maybe try posting it at http://empireminecraft.com/threads/funny-joke-thread.32888/#post-631666
I got in an ender bender once. I had to get a new car which wasn't all bad since the old car was a real ghast guzzler.
".. One Day my father brought home a puppy for me. The next day my mom told him to go get blow up balloons for my birthday. My pup was brought back in with no legs..." "Aww... So what'd you call him?" "Are... are you serious?" "What'd you call him?" "Seriously... Say it again. I dare you." silence for a moment "what'd you call him?" "I didn't, because he wouldn't come."