(Game) What if you had 5 Trillion dollars?

Yeah its a game.
What will you do with your money.
The one I like best will recive 1,000 rupees and will be announced here.

Ill start off -

If I had 5 Trillion dollors I would, Invent a time machine and go 527383 years later

You'd invent a time machine with money, you don't need to know about time or anything? yipeeee

I would buy my own island and name is Cordial Island, everyone will live happily and I will buy pie for everyone.

I'd umm put it in separate banks-- scratch that. I'd BUY the banks, then use them as money storage, then you know solve world hunger and all that

I would buy a machine that would make more money, then make more money and buy more money making machines. I will eventually have an army of money making machines.

Inflation

Just like a balloon, it would become massive then when you realize that you have such a large amount, you would then find it is worth nothing "pop"

I would disrupt the world economy. All part of my master plan to take over the world.

-must not make aikar joke-

Then a giant muffin will land there.

I'd eat at McDonalds and shop at goodwill and sleep on the street

same...

I would buy a Klondike bar.

Maccas makes me puke

Option 1: If I had 5 trillion dollars I would buy half a bucket of popcorn from a movie theater.
Option 2: a full tank of gas
Option 3: have a money snowball fight with bill gates
Option 4: leave it all to a cat when I die
EDIT: I will take my prize money now, please

250,000,000,000 months of Diamond Supporter
500,000,000,000 months of Gold Supporter
or 1,000,000,000,000 months of Iron Supporter

First, you can't make a time machine, second, with that money I will build my own army and do the WW3.

I think the USA will beat you to WW3 and they can do it even though they owe trillions of dollars.

Welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll................

Anyways, with 5 trillion dollars, I would most likely find an eco-friendly way to use potatoes to power all the electricity in the world!

WW3 already occurred (technically)...

try not to get mugged

1. Tons of alt Diamond Supporter accounts. (If That's allowed. WITH THAT I SHALL TAKE OVER EMC MUAHAHAHAHA)
2. Donate to charities over the world.
3..Buy forested land. (Conservation )
4. Set up hospitals in rural areas.
5. BUY ALL TEH GAMES.
6. Fund researches.
7. Pimp out my gaming room.
8. BUY ALL TEH ART SUPPLIES.