[FORUM GAME] God gives you lemoms

Hey guys, this is a forum game, similar to how people say when life gives you lemons, I decided to say, when god gives you lemons. Now the rules of this as is what follows:

1. Do NOT mention any thing about religion what so ever in this thread.
2. You must say something similar to "When God gives you lemons..." so, for example, If god gives you lemons, or God gave you lemons.
3. You must follow the rules.
4. Be creative and have fun!

This is the format:
When god gives you lemons, [your answer here]

Now, there is one correct answer I am looking for, and who ever says it by midnight tonight, gets 500 rupees. (this is for the first person to say it, not everyone who says it.)

Have Fun!
When god gives you lemons, you eat them.

When god gives you lemons, make orange juice.

When God gives you lemons make God rue the day he tried to give you lemons. Make explosive lemons and blow up heaven.

When god gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

When god gives you lemons, learn to juggle.

When god gives you lemons, make a statue of Cave Johnson that's made out of lemons.

When god gives you lemons, feel blessed, for you have seen god.

I'm just going to wing it, and go with the obvious choice that's being overlooked!

"When god gives you lemons, make lemonade." If I'm right, I'm going to laugh.

Nope, so far no one has said it

When god gives you lemons, make lemons, and with those lemons, Keep making lemons untill you faint.

When god gives you lemons, squeeze them right back into god's eyes!

Ween God gives you lemons, you better have some high fructose corn syrup,water, preservatives, and yellow 5, or its going to be some bad lemonade

When God gives you lemons, don't take it. BE WARNED!!!

wait....didnt you break your own rules...you specifically changed the saying from when life gives you to when ____ gives you and then said not to talk about religion. you broke your own ops rules!

Shush.

When god gives you lemons, you make lemon muffins ;3

When god gives you lemons, you return to sender.

When god gives you lemons, sell them and buy a video game.

When God gives you lemons, just squirt them in people's eyes.

The timer till I reveal the answer ;3
http://itsalmo.st/#lemonreveal

When God gives you lemons, find another god.