North Korea has "entered" war with South Korea

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Mrlegitislegit, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. Dear Mr navytuna,

    I'm Jack, from the EMC spammers-don't-deserve-nice-things department, and I'm here to let you know about what happens to people who enjoy spamming and being rude. We have a friend on EMC, it's called the ban hammer, although it gets quite a few other names. Here's what it looks like:


    Now, Mr navytuna, we have the purple guards who posses the friendzone hammer. They don't like using it, but often they play games such as tennis with it. However, when their tennis matches are over, they sometimes have to use it for it's real use.

    Now I hear that their tennis game IS nearly over, so be warned, these purple guards are approching you, getting ready to strike. They have radars on their head, and can detect rudeness and spam. And apparently, their radars have heard you!

    I know you're banned in-game, Mr navytuna, but that doesn't mean you should ruin things for everyone else on the forums. The green guard, Mr C1080 hit you with his hammer, after all, as you advertised a server, why don't you play there?

    Love from the EMC spammers-don't-deserve-nice-things department.
  2. Except these are Koreans and not Japaneese.
  3. Homefront is Koreans among others haha
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  4. Ooh. Well haven't played that since it came out
  5. Yeah, that's never going to happen. The can't even fit a nuclear warhead into a missile yet.
  6. I'm sorry.
    But did you just compare North Koreans to Nazis?
    I must have read this wrong.......
    Unless i missed something i don't think they are mass murdering entire religious groups merely because they believe them to be of a lower class.
    Just saying.......

    (Unless i really did miss something ._. I don't watch the news or keep up with most things....)
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  7. Homefront 'timeline of events':
    2013:
    February - Greater Korean Republic is formed, uniting North and South Korea into one country.
    April - Iran and Saudi Arabia go to war with Iraq.
    August - US Government begins withdrawal from South Korea.
    November - South Korea blames the US for their economic failure.
    December - US gas prices rise, further depressing their economy.

    2014:
    January - US finishes withdrawing from South Korea.
    March - Kim Jong Un begins to merge S and N Korea's militaries and economies.
    *Alot more US economic failure crap here*
    2015:
    January - Kim Jong Un becomes first president of GKP.

    2018:
    April 1st (K gais. This is dedly serious for an aprl fulz joke!!112!) - Korea declares war on Japan.
    April 7th - Japan surrenders to Korea further spreading the GKP.

    2020: GKP overtakes US as the greatest nation.

    2025: GKP begins to occupy the US

    2027 - GKP controls most of the US. This is when the game starts.

    So it's Korean AND Japanese people :p
  8. I heard the NK has a series of concentration comps, they lock you up
    if you talk bad bout Kim jon el retartioto. Seance this thing has broken out, i have studied every aspect about the county. I would recommend watching a few documentary's on the country, it is interesting how narrow minded they are, and how the simplest action in the "outside world", is offensive. Google "inside north Korea national geographic"
  9. Nazi concentration camps were different to all other concentration camps.

    Normal concentration camps:
    You've done something bad in your life, like killed someone etc.
    You do alot of work.

    Nazi Concentration camps:
    You get put in there for having a disability.
    You get put in there for being homosexual or bisexual.
    You're a jew.
    You get labelled.
    You get tortured and killed (usually in the form of gassing).
    You do BACK-BREAKING work.

    Korean Concentration Camps:
    You get tortured.
    You get put in there for speaking crap about the Korean government.
    You do work.
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  10. [quote="SoulPunisher, post: 446398"\] about Concentration camps [/quote]


    Y U NEVER LET ME TEACH

    I never said anything about the type, although you are leaving out american camps, and that you can't correct me on.
    (please correct me if i am wrong)

    American Concentration camp:
    sent fro being Japanese
    not the cleanest or safest.
    only way out was to join the military

    (NOTE, these only existed during ww2)
    don't see that in us history text books do you?

    anyways, US is sending a few battleship to the region. This is about to escalate quickly in the next few months..or weeks.
  11. What is happening right now is that the world is calling North Korea on their bullshit. This has happened hundreds of times over the lifetime of North Korea. They act out, the world responds by placing sanctions on them, then the N. Korean government requests foreign aid to go back to their status quo activity. They run out of resources, and repeat the process.
    The difference now, nobody gives a damn about N. Korea's empty threats, so they are stepping up the bullshit factor higher than usual. Instead of backing down, the world has decided we are going to fight back and eliminate the threat if they get squirrelly enough to attempt to act out on their childish temper tantrum.

    Screw N. Korea, Kim Jong Un and the entire Kim dynasty that has oppressed their people for so long!
    The people trapped in N. Korea may have something to offer the world, but we are better off cleansing the lands and allowing S. Korea to claim the other half of their country.

    N. Korea provides NOTHING to the world economy, they have no natural resources of value and they are merely a blight on the world as a whole. Iran should be buried under rubble as well, and a strip mall erected in its place. This is my plan to westernize the parts of the world stuck in feudal governmental worlds.

    Japan being bombed with the A bomb was a test on a large scale what the effects of radiation in high concentrations on humans and the land would be. It was not the only option for ending the war. It was an overly aggressive act of war that hid the real purpose. We now know what radiation poisoning does to humans, the effective range, the long term effects and showed the world we are the biggest bully in town.

    Hitler and his Nazi regime managed to provide countless positive and negative discoveries about medicine, weapons, and warfare among many other things. This was performed in a disgusting manner, but none the less it is similar to our attack on Japan. Human testing on a grand scale.

    Also, if you believe the Ancient Aliens stories, Hitler's scientists discovered either time travel, long distance space travel or how to cross parallel universes, and used this technology to traverse in ways modern man still has not been able to replicate.

    If we do go to war with N. Korea, I hope we have reason to test another CBRN weapon on a massive scale. It would be the best use of that worthless place.

    We need a good cleansing of the human population to make some room for those of us who contribute to society on a global scale. :)
  12. You speak the truth. I wish there were more people like you on this world.
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  13. I would like to know more on this, please Twitch.
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  14. I think you have to be careful when talkign about "cleansing". Us in the West may feel our culture to be superior to other cultures, with its freedom and liberalism etc, but we still can't afford to go about violently forcing it upon everybody else, as you're suggesting there.

    If we force our culture upon others too violently, then we're doing exactly what the Taliban do/did to their people in Afghanistan, for example, and we really aren't promoting "freedom" at all.

    I assume I misinterpreted the part where you seem to advocate the genocide of all North Korean people through dropping nuclear bombs on them?
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  15. Full episode (in 3 parts):
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K6cQcC6GG8
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpz-2s1zcCs
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvsEZVQkjp8




    Not at all. I feel the same way about any goat herding country that hasn't evolved beyond the year 200 B.C.

    I feel if they are going to take up space but not provide any benefit to the world, blast them all to dust. This goes for members in cults, religious zionists who kill in the name of their "god(s)", ignorant humans who refuse to educate themselves, anyone who acts as a baby factory to live off the government, etc.

    The blights on society. The ones who contribute nothing and expect everything in return. Basically, if the individual would not contribute to the colonization of the moon, wipe them out. This includes me. I do not have anything more to offer the world. However, I am not a radical brainwashed zombie intent on destroying those who do not live inside my bubble.

    Now, knowing this will never happen, I will live my life comfortably and quietly. I did my time in the U.S. Army. I served my country and developed my own opinions of the world. I would rather live off the land and die in peace than to continue running the rat race. Now, knowing I am incapable of this, I will continue doing my best to improve my effect on the world and also spout my very strong opinions openly, for as long as someone will listen to me. :)
  16. This is probably because Kim Jon Fool saw all the jokes about him on our sites like 9gag......
    He wants revenge.
    (Yay i tried to make the thread happier......)

    I agree but not in the way i think you mean.
    If we go in and simply wipe out almost the entirety of the human population, in an effort to better the world.
    What makes us any better than the people who don't contribute or who are "Evil" ?
    That's just my take on it.
    (Edit) In a way, Couldn't this be considered Nazism or whatever you want to say?
    Hitler massacred the Jews because he believed them to be lower than the german "Highbreed" and no good to society in general, so he turned to mass murder. So, i don't think going and killing everyone we don't think contributes would be a good idea, if we are talking about bettering the human race here this is not the answer.
  17. I do, actually.
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  18. To be honest, I think "goat herders" are doing more benefit to the world than people like me. At least goat herders live reasonably sustainably, so they aren't negatively impacting the world, unlike us.
    (Although, socially, many are less ideal, with the likes of their lack of respect to women)

    I don't see what right we in the West have to drop bombs on the head of everybody who we judge not to be contributing to our society. That's like a child going around hitting all the other children who don't want to play their game.

    [I should just state that I'm not comparing you to a child with that analogy, I do respect that you're standing up for what you believe in!]

    Edit: I apologise for the 'offtopicness' of this post :)
  19. I knew this would happen! Go Anonymous!