Sach isn't a Londoner, he's actually even more northern than me. Plans to proclaim himself King in the North and lead a civil war for independence against the British government.
In that case, you would be correct Bob doesn't actually know what the English language is and is simply slamming his face off of his keyboard to type
Phelps name is a secret code saying Please help soon because he can't figure out how to plug in his PC and is on the forums from his phone,