Since the others have failed to razzle and dazzle, I now wish to REWARD the best story teller with 500 rupees!RULES:1. You can only post one time and it must fit in one post. Choose your words wisely.2. IT must not break any of the Empires rules for posting, derp, as well as not degrade others stories.3. It must BE The TRUTH!....well hard to prove, but Im sure you are not fighting endless hordes of Ender Dragons, Withers, and Mini bosses all with a wooden sword....You know what, make it believable at least.4. Get DETAILED! Give us something GOOD to read, thats related to your actual time spent. Even iron farming. tell us about the zombies that constantly swarm around, above, below you, and whatever livens the story or something with truth to it. Tell us why you were buying something.5. It MUST be within an hour or so before the crash. Its ok to tell us what you were planning to do before the crash and what you will do after.6. HAVE FUN!7. Make Sure you have room to post What Server you were on with the EXACT spelling of your name and time you will likely be on.ok...GOGOGOGOGOGO!Reward will go out when I wake up...thats not that long off.