Hello Empire,I tried to hire someone to write this review for me but they refused, so here you are. Also: ShelLuser insists that I add some disclaimers about this post being on behalf of me, myself and I but I think that's just silly. Everyone should already know that by now.Introducing....The GripCEO pyramid savings scheme plan! This is your moment; the moment you've been waiting for.How does it work? Simple... Soon you'll be able to place your items in a chest, overlooked by none other than me. Your items will be safe, after you pushed a button the items get transported into the item sorting machine, they'll be checked for viruses and other nasty things and if everything is ok then they will be processed: transported and secured into the pyramid.We also have a very specific business model to work by and in order to gain your trust I shall share it with you good people in order to ensure full transparency:Get people to put items into the chest.???Profit!Savings plan: keeping things safe!This plan will be so safe that we won't be able to ever return your items. After all: it is a savings plan, not a returning plan. There can be no turning back!Just look at that pyramid... With so many expensive blocks present isn't it obvious that this scheme will actually work?Coming soon on a /v +directory near you!