The last too comment on this thread wins

Hah you all thought you could win

How long will this go on?

Also did anyone notice that there is no prize, and the original poster has not been on in 1.2k days?

Maybe we can entice the OP to come back and request the thread closed. I vote to offer them a Dragon Egg.

Or you can give me the dragon egg and I can give them a call and get the post closed

I'll take the egg for my museum

Scrambled or sunny side up?

Over easy!

endless

until the end of everything, life, the universe

For being a useless thread there is a ton if activity

precisely! it's tradition

Did you hear aboot the kid that ate 6 toy horses?

The doctor said his condition is stable

What will I do if my ice house falls apart?

Igloo it back together

i ok you ok ??

He drove his car into the tree to see how the Mercedes Bends

My friend really changed when she became a vegan, it's like I never met herbivore.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Scrambled

An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris.

He took two Van Gogh's, a couple of Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings.

Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum.

When asked by the police how he could plan such a successful robbery but still end up getting caught he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy DeGas to make the Van Gogh"