The last too comment on this thread wins

endless

until the end of everything, life, the universe

For being a useless thread there is a ton if activity

precisely! it's tradition

Did you hear aboot the kid that ate 6 toy horses?

The doctor said his condition is stable

What will I do if my ice house falls apart?

Igloo it back together

i ok you ok ??

He drove his car into the tree to see how the Mercedes Bends

My friend really changed when she became a vegan, it's like I never met herbivore.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Scrambled

An art thief once stole some very expensive paintings from the Louvre in Paris.

He took two Van Gogh's, a couple of Monets, a DeGas, and some other paintings.

Everything went perfectly, except he was captured sitting in his van with the paintings only 2 blocks from the museum.

When asked by the police how he could plan such a successful robbery but still end up getting caught he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy DeGas to make the Van Gogh"

A vegan and a Cross-fitter walked into a bar.

I know because they told me.

There is a guy in town who walks around talking to himself using only figurative language.

We call him the Village Idiom.

lol

Bad puns.. That's how eye roll

In the neighborhood...

I will lose this