[SELLING] ALL Supporter Vouchers (D, G, I) INSANE PRICING

Discussion in 'Selling' started by Raaynn, Dec 15, 2017.

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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

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  1. Word is Out,
    the Mad Mage has finally gone ...and SOLD OUT. Closed for Christmas.

    ......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Selling supporter vouchers of all types at a New Lower Price! (diamond, gold, iron) on-board ship atsmp6 V 12010 or V +Docks. (shop is on main deck)

    Diamond @ 380,000 320,000 SOLD OUT
    Gold @ 190,000 sold out.
    Iron @ 95,000 > sold out...
    BUT THATS NOT ALL... BUY NOW DURING THIS PRE-CHRISTMAS SALE
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    AND RECEIVE A SECOND VOUCHER OF THE SAME TYPE FOR FREEE...
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    thats what he said... FREEEE ! *
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    but wait, theres MORE!!!!

    "Also receive a renamed block especially for you with almost No Added Value WHATSOEVER!!"

    and maybe some other junk too!!

    * Offer only valid while supplies last, limit one voucher per customer (No Alts Please) Will be sent via mail to the purchaser, not valid in any other place except EMC, and only in certain STATES (of mind) where permitted by law. Nonrefundable, nonnegotiable, nontransferable, nonsensible.... and all the other legal jargon as outlined clearly below.....

    WARNING: DO NOT EVER AS LONG AS YOU LIVE THROW AWAY THE BOX OR ANY OF THE PIECES OF STYROFOAM EVEN THE LITTLE ONES SHAPED LIKE PEANUTS.

    If you attempt to return the device to the store, and are missing one single peanut, the store personnel will laugh in the chilling manner exhibited by Joseph Stalin after he enslaved Eastern Europe.

    Besides the device, the box should contain:
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    Eight rectangular snippets of paper that say "WARNING"

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    WARNING: WHEN YOU ARE LAYING THE PLUG ON THE FLOOR, DO NOT HOLD A SHARP OBJECT IN YOUR OTHER HAND AND TRIP OVER THE CORD AND POKE YOUR EYE OUT, AS THIS COULD VOID YOUR WARRANTY.

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    WARNING: WE MANUFACTURE ONLY THE ATTRACTIVE DESIGNER CASE. THE ACTUAL WORKING CENTRAL PARTS OF THE DEVICE ARE MANUFACTURED IN JAPAN. THE INSTRUCTIONS WERE TRANSLATED BY MRS. SHIRLEY PELTWATER OF ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE, WHO HAS NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN TO JAPAN BUT DOES HAVE MOST OF "SHOGUN" ON TAPE.

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    WARNING: IT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF SOME LAW THAT MRS. SHIRLEY PELTWATER HAS "SHOGUN" ON TAPE.
    I will be somewhere... over the raaynnbow...
    Raaynn, Dec 15, 2017
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  2. You've gone mad? :D
    padde73, Dec 15, 2017
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  3. ok... madder... ?! hehehe
    Raaynn, Dec 15, 2017
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  4. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    Raaynn, Dec 18, 2017
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  5. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Raaynn, Dec 19, 2017
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  6. B - I - N - G - O. .....
    Raaynn, Dec 20, 2017
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  7. You restock those iron vouchers? ;p
    Eviltoade, Dec 20, 2017
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  8. YEs Massa Toade, Yes... terday... :)
    Raaynn, Dec 20, 2017
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  9. Can I buy a gold please? :D
    KatieKittyWitch, Dec 24, 2017
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  10. If there are in the chest, yes... At v 12010 on the ship in the shop.

    Hmm think I could get a song out that...
    Raaynn, Dec 24, 2017
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  11. Pre Christmas is done... Closing needle and thread.
    Raaynn, Dec 25, 2017
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  12. Thinking of buying 1 gold after my auction
    29672057602, Dec 25, 2017
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  13. Is there a iron and how much
    TheFryedmans, Dec 25, 2017
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