SCHEDULED DOWNTIME - JUNE 6TH, 2012

Discussion in 'Empire News' started by IcecreamCow, Jun 6, 2012.

  1. Same Here lol
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  3. so how long ago were the servers shut down ? im not sure about time zones and stuff.
  4. Well then you lied when you said that you made it yourself...
  5. anyone else keep refreshing minecraf serverlist for no reason or is it just me? :p
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  6. it was a joke...
  7. 3 hours 4 minutes.
  8. im sure stephan was kidding dude :cool:
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  9. I am very literal xD I don't get jokes very well.
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  10. i hate waiting:mad:
  11. So three strings walk into a bar. the first string goes to the bar tender and says "can I have 3 beers for my pals?" the bartender says "no we don't serve strings here." then the next string tries and he (and his 20 dollar bill) fails. the third string frays his hair and ties himself in a knot. He goes up to the bar tender and the bartender says "hey aren't you with those strings over there?" the string says "nope I'm a frayed knot."
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  12. He gets the BEER (misspelled the first time lol) so this joke has a happy ending.
  13. There is an edit button for a reason.
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  14. im so glad a have the technic launcher:cool:
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  15. oooook there
  16. This one was told before, but a lot of folks didn't see it so here it goes :D

    Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

    "Wow...that looks deep."

    "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

    They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

    "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

    They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

    They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

    The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

    Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

    The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...

    Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

    Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?

    You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!

    Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was chained to a railroad tie.
  17. waiting...
  18. grouch