Post an Obnoxious Lie about the Player Above.

You are definitely not Shy. Compromised account. Reported.

I killed her.

Faded is Fadeddddd rn.

And you're the fake faded.

I'm way too smart to be an American.

Tom doesn't have vocal cords

Sachrock isn’t part of the stream team! He is part of the river group XD

You are a whole potato

You are not a gamer

You are not an egg

You are super confident 🤔

You are not ShyguytheGamer1, there were 37 Shyguys before you. You are ShyguytheGamer38.

Roast me not shy guy

I wrote my post before yours loaded but if you insist. You are not smooshed, you are in fact elastic so when you get squashed you come right back up.

You are actually mashed pizza

You are a small egg.

You're a Venucian, not a Martian.

You love pineapple on pizza.

You don't like pineapple on pizza.

Tom isn't a hoarder

you look like a red egg

you aren't fading away