Meh, with most thought experiments.. i usually work from the extremes, and then work my way in. Like starting point would be 1. The best ham, the only ham 2. Your worst enemy And finishing thought would be 1. Worst ham 2. Your best friend And then, fill in a lot of scenarios of 'in betweens'.. and count up the 'yes's' and the 'no's' and then.. the winner wins.
Being honest here, I think one post on one of his bumped threads is enough for him to see. Also, FTFY.
No, a leg of ham is not worth a human life unless you're in some kind of zombie situation or something strange like that. Sorted.