In Soviet Russia... Joke thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Eclipsys, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. Im waiting for wwii1992 since hes from Russia :p
  2. In soviet russia, Google googles you!
  3. In Soviet Russia you don't tell joke, joke tell you!
    Yes master joke.
  4. In Soviet Russia, book reads you!
    In Soviet Russia, boat sails you!
    In Soviet Russia, Fish catches you!
    In Soviet Russia, picture frames you!

    Those are horrible xD I don't have much to go on here, friend has pirate flags, shelves shaped like boats, dolphin stuff, fishing stuff and pictures everywhere.
  5. In Soviet Russia, people are Russian. period.
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  6. In soviet russia, empire play you!
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  7. And ofcourse: In soviet russia, bear rides you

    In soviet russia oil sheik drives you

    In soviet russia cow milk you

    In soviet russie movie watch you!
  8. In Soviet Russia, The Toast toasts the Toaster!
    In Soviet Russia, The Car Drives You!
  9. In soviet Russia phone talks to you!
  10. In Soviet Russia, EMC is addicted to you.
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  11. In Soviet Russia, Food Eat You
    In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds You
  12. In soviet Russia economy ruins Aikar!
  13. In soviet russia, the law breaks you!
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  14. In soviet russia, you ban the hammer!
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  15. In soviet Russia, pies are delicious!

    In soviet Russia, Cordial_pie is not insane for hating pie!
  16. In soviet Russia, food eats you
    In soviet Russia, farts smell you
  17. In soviet russia, crocs think YOU'RE a bad fashion statement!
    In soviet russia, beds sleep in YOU!
  18. In Soviet Russia Scotland bagpipes play you.
  19. In Soviet Russia, potatoes eat you!

  20. In Democratic America, Cordial_LIE hate pies...
    In Soviet Russia, delicious are muffins.