In Soviet Russia... Joke thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Eclipsys, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. In Soviet Russia, mob grinds you.
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  2. In soviet russia, gun shoots you
  3. In soviet russia, TNT blows up ICC
  4. In soviet Russia, Satcha sleeps in bed.
  5. Said that one already :rolleyes: :p
  6. In Soviet Russia, clothes wear you.

  7. Wow these look familiar...
  8. Opps, I didn't read most of the first page... Which in soviet Russia would moderately glance over me.
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  9. In soviet russia, russia isn't soviet
    Inception
  10. in soviet russia, first page partially reads YOU.
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  11. In Democratic America, Lenin kills Stalin.
  12. In Soviet Russia, Red is BLUE.
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  13. In Soviet Russia, water swims in you!
  14. In soviet Russia, you swim in air!
  15. I believe that happens in America too...
  16. In Soviet Russia, rights get no you!
  17. In Soviet Russia, you make Clannad cry manly tears.
  18. In Capitalist America, YOU play minecraft
  19. In soviet Russia they make jokes about capitalist USA