That just makes me so, so, sad. You are a sick, sick man Dwight. On the other hand, I love the signature gif. What is that from? As far as peeling a banana, I too have never had an issue. My only dilemma has been trying to decide how far down to peel it in case I didn't want to eat the whole thing. That's easily solved by just cutting it in half and also happens to make it easier to peel. But then, I don't really eat a lot of bananas. I like the flavor but have issues with the texture triggering my gag reflex.
I bet you didn't know how to eat an apple. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...les-wrong-it-may-be-costing-the-u-s-billions/
I always do it that way. The other way is to slowly feed the end into a jet engine until the skin is ripped off. You have to be really careful to not let go or large, jet fuel powered explosions may happen.
