You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
A night watchman at a Fortune 500 company is working late one night and has a dream. In this dream his boss is getting on a plane the next day and the plane crashes and all on the plane will die. He goes to his boss's office and pounds on the door "Sir! Sir! I NEED to speak to you." His boss replies "Not now, I need to pack for my flight tomorrow." the watchman goes away, but he keeps thinking about the dream. He goes back to the office and bangs on the door harder this time. "Sir! It is urgent please open the door." but his boss replies like before with the same answer, "Not now, I'm busy packing for my flight!" The watchman leaves and once again decides to try and talk to his boss "Sir it is a life or death matter. Open up the door!" This time his boss opens up the door and the watchman urges him not to get on the flight or he will surely perish. He listens to his employee and while watching T.V. the next day he sees on a local news channel a newscaster talking about a deadly plane crash with the same Flight I.D. as the plane he was to board today. That night he rushes to work and pays the watchman $ 500,000 in check and than fires him. Why does he fire him?
