[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, but it is through a glitch, and you get banned.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted but you lose it all at a casino
I wish for world peace

Granted, but the world is so peaceful your life is boring, so you commit suicide.
I wish that Aikar would stop trying to ruin the economy

Granted, Maxarias starts now.

I wish for a sandwich with EVERYTHING on it!!!

granted, but when you take a bite, EVERYTHING falls out, leaving you with two slices of bread
i wish all crimes in EMC would stop

Granted but The Master steals all the stuff gotten from crimes and sells them for TARDIS Fuel.
and causes more crimes. I wish for a TARDIS!

granted, but then it turns into a normal telephone booth.
i wish for a unusual hat.

Granted but it becomes a usual hat also ITS A POLICE BOX!!!. I wish for nothing.

granted, but then you die of the lack of air.
i wish for a flying bits particle effect on my liberty launcher.

Granted, but then you lose your memory.
I wish for a wish that could wish a wish.

Granted? It does.

I wish that made sense.

Granted but then it doesn't
I wish I had a new gaming computer

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I wouldn't have to go to school again.

Granted, but school policy requires you to.

I wish I hated pigs.

Granted, but then banned from every server for lying.

I wish I could choose one stack of anything in Minecraft to have for free.

Granted... NOT
I wish I has over 9000 rupees.

Granted, but then you get hacked.
I wish I had some pecan pie.

Not granted. i wish i got diamond supporter for free.

Granted, it only last for 5 seconds though.
I wish for a pie.

The pie is rotten and poisonous.

I wish for the genie to go away and never come back.