Favorite Sayings

"No"

"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

"Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." -The Book Of Armaments

Well said.

i like your signature better then your quote =P

"'This plant... it's kind of a pretty plant... too big for a house plant... let's try it on a salad.' Of course, that was before they knew it had enough nicotine in it to kill a whale. 'I know. Let's light it on fire; and breathe in the SMOKE!'"

-John Bytheway

Bump

I also like this one "Hey Jimmy, whats that over there?"

this, is what we call pot

*coughnicotinecough*

If an adventure has no obstacles, it leads no where. If it has challenging tasks, it leads somewhere

If you say plz because it is shorter that please, then I will say no because it is shorter than yes - salesman200

Was that salesman signature?

idk i just heard it and liked it
Edit: Yes it was, I gave him credit

"Death Leaves a heartache no one can heal,
Love leaves a memory no one can steal"

-Unknown

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS IS ONLY 2% MILK? WHERES THE OTHER 98 PERCENT?

"Practice makes perfect, but nobody's prefect"
Canadian Eh?

"The Haitian revolution involved two things I like, the freeing of slaves, and making Napoleon Bonaparte cry." John Green.