One of mine is: "If you light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for a lifetime." ~Terry Pratchet Another is: "Zero times two is STILL zero." ~One of the characters on 'Five' in Black Ops Zombies. So share your very own weird quotes!!!
"A-ha! Here's the problem; too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!" mario in hotel mario
One day, my friend, one day we will refuse, and you will never be able to make a complete balanced breakfast. "You are not special. You're are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else." -Chuck Palahunik.