Favorite but weird quotes

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Celori, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. One of mine is: "If you light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for a lifetime." ~Terry Pratchet
    Another is: "Zero times two is STILL zero." ~One of the characters on 'Five' in Black Ops Zombies.
    So share your very own weird quotes!!!
  2. "???" -Green Mystery.
  3. "Because here at EMC, the server trolls you ;) " -JustinGuy
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  4. "Why did the Plane Crash? Because the Pilot was a Waffle!"-My Brother
  5. "A-ha! Here's the problem; too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
    mario in hotel mario
  6. An unlit candle frightens no monkeys. -Big nate in the class by himself
  7. My signature is one of mine.
  8. I made a thread with some of my favorite quotes one time. You can view it here.
  9. "Why use a big word when a diminuitive one will do?" -Me :D
  10. One day, my friend, one day we will refuse, and you will never be able to make a complete balanced breakfast.

    "You are not special. You're are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else." -Chuck Palahunik.