post here what you want your last words to be, or if you arent ridiculously morbid what you want the last thing you hear to be: ill start with both 1. I told you so! 2. heres johnny!
before i die i need you to...(fake death), jump up and yell to scare the crap out of the guy, then die for real. another one would be, before i die, you must know... i, i, i kissed your wife.(dies)