Click it :3 I dares you!

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by ShrinkingMatt, May 3, 2015.

  1. Reminding me I have to change the way i write for my english exam? :'c
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  2. Thank you :D
  3. Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Little old lady?
    Little old lady who?
    Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
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  4. Never heard this one before xD I had a good chuckle over this one haha
  5. C'mon guys! ;) Lets bump up these jokes?

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Iran!
    Iran who?
    Iran over here just to bump this contest!
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  6. The one who invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell price. Does that count too? If not:
    Knock knock

    Who is there?

    Britney spears.

    Britney spears who?

    Knock knock

    Who is there?

    Oops I did it again.

    (Get it? Britney spears - oops I did it again? Heh? Yeah I suck at these xD)
  7. Knock knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?...Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?
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  8. :( I think I laughed a little too hard seeing as these are Knock Knock jokes xD
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  9. Kryssy might like this one.. :p

    Knock-Knock.

    Whose there?

    Doctor.

    Doctor Who?

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  10. "Knock knock", went the CoD: Advanced Warfare player as he knocked on his ex-girlfriend's door.
    "Who's there?", she said.
    "Ex".
    "Ex who?"
    "EX SO FAT!"
  11. Knock Knock
    Whos there
    Irish
    Irish who?
    Irish you a merry Christmas

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo Who?
    Stop crying its just a stupid joke.
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  12. Knock, knock.

    Who’s there?

    A little old lady.

    A little old lady who?

    I didn’t know you could yodel.
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  13. already used :p
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  14. Oh, darn. I'm sorry. Didn't see that post XD.

    New knock-knock joke:

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Interrupting pirate.

    Interru-

    ARRRRR!
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  15. Fancy a little bump anyone?

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes!
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the BUMP POLICE! Come out with your jokes first!!!!!!
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  16. For some reason I am stuck on Doctor Who knock knock jokes.. :oops:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    I'm Scared.
    I'm Scared who?
    Are you my mummy?

    ....For those who are not whovians, the Empty Child is one of the scariest Doctor Who antagonists of the new Series'. If you are touched by the Empty Child, you become the Empty Child.. :confused:

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  17. Sorry about that! It was meant to end just before 11pm yesterday but I had some work to do then.. well fell asleep as I needed to be up early for my leavers mass (Today was my last day at school before my exams) Anyway I'm also about to start up my random name selector because my sister has gone out with her silly boyfriend! UGH.... I'll post the winning member below in a few moment :D
  18. Good luck with your exams :D
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  19. Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Mary!

    Mary who?

    Maryland! :D
  20. Sorry, I did post the winer yesterday just minutes after my last post but it look like it didn't post :p The winner was Blackknight1021! Congrats!