Click it :3 I dares you!

Discussion in 'Public Member Events' started by ShrinkingMatt, May 3, 2015.

  1. You must be from Maryland, but we all know Virginia is much better! :D
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  2. Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Me

    Me Who?

    OMG its me!!!
  3. Knock knock
    How is there
    Moo the interrupting Cow
    Moooooooooooo
  4. We can't forget the classic one can We?
  5. Congrats BK!
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  6. Knock Knock

    Who's There

    I have your Package from Amazon here
  7. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
  8. Haha, I love that joke. :D I think this might start becoming a random joke thread instead of a knock-knock joke competition. :eek:
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  9. Why was the boy crying?

    He had a frog stapled to his face. Duh.
    -EDIT- I mean, uhh knock knock,

    who's there?

    Boy

    Boy Who?

    Boy needs to be taken to the ER.

    ()_()
  10. (Air Horn remix going off in background, Kid screaming, flashing letters spelling 360 no-scope on the screen)
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  11. No, I'm from New York, but I just decided to use that. :p
  12. Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Britney Spears
    Britney Spears who?
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Oops I did it again!
  13. Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    New.
    New who?
    New York. :D

    It doesn't work for Virginia;
    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Virgin.
    Virgin who?
    Virginia.
    <.<
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  15. I didn't see it i just jumped to the last page an posted that...
  16. ewwww
  17. I told you, it just doesn't work.
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  18. Dammit
  19. OK that Virginia part sounds WAY TOO WRONG
  20. Get your mind out of the gutter
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