700 Days? AMA - chicken style

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by chickeneer, Dec 29, 2013.

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Are you Human?

Yes 2 vote(s) 5.6%
Maybe 2 vote(s) 5.6%
Unsure 13 vote(s) 36.1%
No 5 vote(s) 13.9%
Confidential 14 vote(s) 38.9%
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  1. 2! only saved one though :/
    Go Home and Give Up. It is a Losing Battle #sirbrainfart
    chickeneer, Dec 29, 2013
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  2. That was a stupid question. Why the heck would I be human.
    Haha congrats :)
    Equinox_Boss, Dec 29, 2013
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  3. Which object do you find more useful? A machine that makes the air slightly more dense or a machine that makes water slightly darker?
    Swiggy08, Dec 29, 2013
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  4. Definitely a machine to make air more dense. There are all kinds of applications. Such as making air more dense than water....

    besides - mud/food coloring makes water darker already.
    chickeneer, Dec 29, 2013
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  5. Still taking questions. Not on to give out my head though
    chickeneer, Dec 30, 2013
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  6. I have a lot of questions.
    Fried or Grilled?
    Processed or Home raised?
    Would you like a drink with that?
    Small, Medium, or Large?
    BrickStrike, Dec 30, 2013
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  7. Hey, my good Chicken pal! So, anyway, about what percentage of ChickenEar's time in EMC has actually been spent in Town? :p
    Hashhog, Dec 30, 2013
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  8. I think I already answered this one. Fried
    Haven't had Home raised, so processed is sufficient
    most definitely
    Jumbo pl0x

    Well, little-to-none
    chickeneer, Dec 30, 2013
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  9. I just had to:

    The reason why ChickenEar is never seen is finally explained! Read the story here!

    ChickenEar- "What are these furry sausages on legs, Chickneer?"
    Chickeneer- "Why don't you pet them for a bit and find out. I'm just gonna, ah, go to the bathroom. I'll, uh, be right back. *Whispers* IcecreamCow, come in! We've been spotted! Mission abort!
    IcecreamCow- "I'm coming. I'll bring a Minecart for each of us, three total."
    Chickeneer- "Only two minecarts will be necessary, sir."
    IcecreamCow- "Wait- is ChickenEar not coming?"
    Chickeneer- "He's, um, in the bathroom. I don't think he'll be out for a while."
    IcecreamCow- "Okay, then. Off we go! But why did we abort mission?"
    Chickeneer- "We were surrounded by cats. They kill chickens, you know."
    IcecreamCow- "And where are they now?"
    Chickeneer- "In the bathroom with ChickenEar."
    ChickenEar- "Hi, little guy! I'm gonna call you Tiny. Do you like- Gah, ow! Stop that, stop!"
    Chickeneer- "Yup, I'm sure there having loads of fun together right about now. Just loads of fun."
    Hashhog, Dec 30, 2013
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  10. Who is your favorite fairy?
    FreakedOut, Dec 30, 2013
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  11. .... little known-fact. I am actually allergic to cats IRL
    defo. tinkerbell :D
    chickeneer, Dec 30, 2013
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  12. Do you listen to music?

    If no, why not?

    If yes, what were your top 3 albums for the year?
    WayneKramer, Dec 30, 2013
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  13. Not really
    Not sure why. I have a hard time distinguishing words out of songs. Just makes it less enjoyable for me.
    chickeneer, Dec 30, 2013
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