A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I laughed at this much harder than I should have. Satan is probably engraving a name plaque for me down there as I type.
I decided to get my cousin a christmas gift early. Built him an egg farm and a new spawn for his base!
Today I started work on my stocking for EMC. I also started realizing how bad I am at pixel art. It’s not done, but it’s on my first base on smp5, walk over to the sign that says animals.
I can’t believe that on Friday I got the Empire Trooper trophy! Man these past 3 years have flown by. I think it was July 2015 when I joined the server, and it took me until November 2015 to join the forums. That’s crazy to me.
Nice! I can’t believe how long some people have been playing on the server. I remember on my 1,000th day, I didn’t play because I thought it was the weekend after.
I havent been on in a while. Ive been playing another game, and kind of forgot about EMC a bit.(No, I was not playing Fortnite)
I got a new puppy about 2 weeks ago. Spent too much time playing with her that I forgot to post about her!
If you can find a blaze spawner in the nether (frontier or waste), build a blaze farm around it. Then, have blaze rods automatically sent to an auto-smelter for a consistent fuel source. That way, while you're sitting there collecting exp from killing blazes, you're fueling your smelter and smelting your cobble. By time you're finished, you'll have everything smelted, tons of blaze rods left over, and lots of exp!