[EVENT] -Make me laugh for a chance to win a few Steam Keys along with the chance other stuffs

As some of you may know i am taking a break from EMC in the near future and as a farewell gift i have decided to give a few steam keys, that i have accumulated through various means, which i do not intend to use anytime soon.
The games are as follows:

1.The Ship:complete pack
2.Gold Rush! Classic
3.Dangerous High School Girls in Trouble

And all you have to do to enter is make me laugh or even a slight smile or chuckle . I will like all posts that do and your names shall be noted and placed in a list for the chance of winning one of these 3 items. The first name drawn will get first choice, second will get second choice and 3rd will get whatever is left. Not only this but the chance to win in-game rewards is also possible! I think 50,000 rupees is a reasonable prize don't you? 4th and 5th place will get 25k each. The prize Draw will be the Friday the 10th of October as this is a date i have decided i will be taking my break, so get posting! If you need any questions answered i am more than happy to answer any queries that you may have

-If you have not got Steam and your name is drawn you still have the chance to win 25k!
-Once i have Drawn the names i will send the winners a PM on the site and discuss the Steam key reward, if you win the rupees then this is not needed.
-May i also add that if you want to post something that isn't strictly within the EMC rules and may be unsuitable for others, can i ask you to not post it on this thread and send it to me in a PM? thanks

Forgot to mention that the funniest thing (decided by me) will get a 2014 labor bench and a 2014 birthday cake

I thank Bo Burnham.

• If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
• For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies.
• When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Dangerous high school girls in trouble? What kind of game is that?

No clue but it has a good metascore from the store page, might be worth checking it out for yourself haha

im drawing a blank :/

so 2 people walked into a bar, one said ouch. the other said "what" then the first one said ouch that's a large bill. hahahahha......... (not a good one but off the top of my head that's what I thought was best at the time.)
Edit: read bottom after my blindness, PMing you now

*NASA control center intercom*

WE NEED TO PREPARE URANUS STAT -- METEOR-C-69 IS BACK FOR ITS REVENGE!

*Half the staff doing their job and the other half crying*

Don't know the hours of school on your end of the world, but:
S.C.H.O.O.L.
Seven Crappy Hours of Our Lives

<-- My profile picture. 'Nuf said.

Ok, so here is mine, S=ME!!!! D=You:I

S: There are 100 bricks on a plane, if 1 falls off how many are left?
D: Is this a trick question?
S: No you chubby bear it's just math my friend's son learned in 1st grade.
D: Ok! 00 bricks are left because the 1 is gone.
S: (Facepalm)
D: What?
S: JUST SAY 99.
D: Ok! 99
S: Finally! Ok, now how do you get a deer in a fridge in three steps?
D: Ummm..... You eat it and then put the uneaten parts in the fridge!
S: ..... :I
S: You open the door, put it in, and close the door.
D: Oh!!!!
S: Now what are the 4 steps to putting an elephant in the SAME fridge?
D: Ummmm..... The thing I said earlier!
S: (Facepalm) Why am I still doing this? You open the fridge, take out the deer, put the elephant in, and THEN close the door.
D: But, But!
S: Hold your butts.
D: ....
S: Ok. So all the animals are at Mufasa's birthday party except one. Which one?
D: Mufasa!
S: As I've done earlier (Facepalm)
S: The elephant because it's still in the fridge.
D: Oh!!!! Why is he in the fridge?
S: Forget this.... But I want money so I'll deal with you a little longer.
D: That's rude.
S: Your ignorance is rude.
D:
S: Ok. So an old lady goes to an alligator infested lake and swims across but isn't eaten by the alligators. Why not?
D: I don't know. You tell me!
S: Typical lazy people :I
S: Because they were at Mufasa's birthday party!
D: Oh!!! Who's Mufasa?
S: (Facepalm)
D: What???
S: The lady still dies though. How does she die?
D: I'm not a Crime Scene Investigator :I
S: The brick hits her you dumb bear.
D: Oh!!!!! Wait what brick?
S: Forget this... *storms off*

And scene! Hope I can win and hope you enjoyed! Lots of typing and creativity was used during this, and remember...

Please keep this away from younger children, choking hazard.
Please do not run with the object as it may be dangerous and inflict shock, fire, or in extreme cases death.
Please do not use any accessories with this as it is also dangerous.
Please do not try to eat the lion or alligators. Doing so could shock you and break your computer.
Payed for by the "Ah What the Heck, Why Not?" foundation.

Two satellites decide to get married, The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was INCREDIBLE

Atheism is a non-prophet organization!

Fruits are the apples of my eye!

What did a man with a bunch of peanuts say to a nutcracker?
You can crack my nuts any day!

Hope you liked!

http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

You are welcome, read the whole thing.

How many South Americans does it take to screw into a light bulb?
A Brazilian.

MY ANACONDA DONT!

Bad redfire! BAD! *slaps with newspaper*