I got kicked once for telling someone to stop spamming and I got temp banned for 2 hours because my friend went on my account and started talking about... stuff... in town chat. but they were very long ago.
Haven't had one, unless you count getting kicked for "Flying is not enabled on this server" for walking around in a laggy area one time
The first time I was kicked was me kicking myself, over two years ago. I haven't been kicked by anyone who isn't me, iSmooch, Malicaii12 or Green_Mystery. Maybe Maxarias, too. We kicked each other a lot.
I used to get AFK kicks all of the time here in EMC, but when I was an admin at a long dead server, I was doing something in the console and accidentally (technically) banned everyone, myself included, by activating the whitelist.. xD
1 and 1/2 years ago. Then I was known as 4 year old adin lol. Temped banned for spamming "anyone selling spawn eggs" I didnt actually know I was temped banned until i got permed ban a few months later. LOL
Never banned or tempbanned, I was kicked for "Flying is not allowed" because I was getting a bit of lag, and I was riding a horse, but I don't really count that...
All accept 1 kick was from the same mod. Every kick or ban was from this one week after a bunch of bad stuff happened and I hated the world. All within the same 2 weeks. The other kick was for saying "god damnit" in town chat.
My FIRST Kick was... Never. Maybe, I had like one when I first joined from someone but I can't remember. :3 I was temp banned a few times, for not so serious stuff but meh (don't like going into detail, but I think I am doing good not getting temped in 6 months lol.)
I always knew you were crooked. You only act "nice" and "helpful" to cove up your real plan, to one day take over EMC and replace it with Chicken Empire.