[Help me] Gray Morals reasons to be jailed

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Hello EMC, I have a fun task for you.
I am expanding my Gray Morals hotel, at least the underground prison part of it, and as you may or may not know, each cell is labelled with a silly reason as to why the prisoner is in prison.

Here's some of the reasons that are already in use:

Popped a camper's air tent.
Picked up a purse that wasn't his.
Punched a bully in the mouth.
Ate a grape without the seller's consent.
Pushed a killer into a busy street.
Sneezed in a strictly sanitary area.
Smashed an ancient ceramic cup.
Said a foreign word that sounded like an insult.
Kept repeating the same word. Verbal spam.

Here's some ideas that I'm considering:

Tried to create a live landshark.
Jaywalked.
Opened his car door, which a biker crashed into.
Believes that humans evolved from monkeys.
Dropped a cigarette, which caused a forest fire.
Sprayed water at a powerline that was on fire.
Put the entrance sign over the exit.
Hung up the traffic light upside-down.
Left the toilet seat up.
Wore white at his enemy's funeral.
Hacked Aikar and made him into a girl.
Renamed chickeneer to turkeytier.
Licked Rainbow Swirl without AnonReturns.
Cooked jaqque's burgers with coal.
Brought a fire extinguisher to FireFloor.
Parked in the disabled parking spot.
Wrote 100 pages of gibberish.

I need more reasons! I will be building 32 more regular cells, plus 4 cells specifically reserved for aristocracy. So, give me some silly ideas as to why you would put someone in jail, or why you would go to jail!

Keep in mind that the reasons must fit on one Minecraft sign, and the reasons should be as comedic or as gray as possible.

Ideas that I will be using:

1. Coughed while the warden was speaking. - inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender
2. Kept the little boy's lost ball. - adaptation of DairyQween's suggestion
3. Trespassed one centimeter into the neighbor's yard. - inspired by NuclearBobomb's suggestion
4. Loitered in front of a pizza parlor. - edited from Luckygreenbird's suggestion
5. Drove a taxi slowly.
6. Kicked a dog. It was stuffed.
7. Revived. We don't do that here.
8. Lost the bills to a crow.
9. Built his house out of sand. - inspired by KatydidBuild's suggestion
10. Threw his marriage fish to the wrong person. - adaptation of KatydidBuild's suggestion
11. Sang rap in a public shower. - adaptation of 607's suggestion
12. Killed a baby goat. - nick92461
13. Left 100 tamed mules in someone else's home. - adaptation of Ryko369's suggestion
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Aristocrat 1:
Aristocrat 2:
Aristocrat 3:
Aristocrat 4:

Didn't vote on EMC

Stopped on the pedestrian crossing at a traffic light.

Refusing to Give a Little Boy His Ball Back.

Adapted to: Kept the little boy's lost ball.

chased a robber out of their house. the robber called the cops.

Inspired idea: Trespassed one centimeter into the neighbor's yard.

Edited to: Loitered in front of a pizza parlor.

Survival dirt hut not built to code

Marriage fish missed it's mark.

Lava casting mishap.

Floating pineapple cakes crashed the server

Deadmon's tnt res was recreated without permission.

Sang in a public shower.
Drove a bumper car on the highway.
Put pineapple on pizza.

Gave a creeper a hug

Inspired idea: Built his house out of sand.

Adapted to: Threw his marriage fish to the wrong person.

Adapted to: Sang rap in a public shower.

Dug down in Minecraft Hard difficulty

Jumped into a one-by-one block on firefloor like JDHallows

Grabbed a mug on the inside of the cup. Chaotic evil

Left their mule in my shop

Adapted to: Left 100 tamed mules in someone else's home.