[CLOSED] 1 DC of Empire Assistants

Item: 1 DC of Empire Assistants
Starting Bid: 1k
Minimum Bid Increment: 1000 Rupees
Auction Ending Time: 48 hours after last valid bid.
Pickup: +dras on utopia



Behold, ye citizens, an auction so unique, so deliciously rare that you likely will never see it ever again. A goal faithfully worked on for many years by the most efficient among us....a chest of sheer motivation and dedication.

Yes, your eyes do not fail you. This is indeed 3,456 Empire Assistant compasses, those items that so faithfully guide new players. Each and every one of you carried one around.

Why acquire this chest? Indeed, you will probably not need them.

But, in the lands of EMC, it is not the practicality of something that dictates its value, but rather the statement of it. Do you arrive at a fancy dinner party wearing the clearance $80 Seiko watch from Sears, or the classy $170k Patek Phillippe you mail-ordered from Switzerland? In this case, you would be showing up with your butler carting a chest of 3,456 Empire Assistants behind you. The social value of this cannot be understated.

Invest in these compasses, and demonstrate to your guests the sheer classiness of your business decisions.

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yep

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finally something worth all my rupees
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You have won!! Access is set up at 5951 on utopia, on your left