Gaming Comander vs MoreMoople Rap

Discussion in 'The Jukebox' started by Gaming_Comander, Apr 22, 2019.

  1. This is the end of PVP Rap Battles Season 1. I will have a list soon on this thread of previous episodes. Other than that here we go!

    [Comander] Ah, a lady approaches! Gentlemen, stand down! Chivalry is dead! I should know....I killed it
    Whos that dressed to the nines?
    No clue, is that a disguise?
    With a classy suit and tie, who will look good at your funeral? Mine!
    Its time to murder this rap!
    You'll find a sword in its back
    Got equipment?
    Watch me break it
    Saw me die?
    I probably faked it
    Im a man of many faces, infiltrated many bases
    Stole your intel, what a rush!
    Even though there wasn't much
    Fight smart and dress clever
    Have I ever been outclassed? Never!
    I just tried on all your skins and guess who wore it better
    Oh my god! Sorry Moops!
    I think I might've just stole your que
    Im quite the player and twice the rapper
    There's no problem in looking dapper!

    [Moople] Its time to turn off the lights!
    I spy a problem who brought a sword to this bow fight?
    Outdated items are what you're usin'
    Sadly Comander is best a loosin'
    Wonder why I wanted to do this?
    'Cause Moople is an opportunist
    Whats the point of having class
    When you are always hidin' behind glasses
    That act aint fooling anyone
    I charmed the server and everyone
    Time to get updated
    'Cause you're style is antiquated
    I will break you like a bad habit
    You nasty skill addict
    A sword in my back? Couldn't find
    But I have stuff to keep you in line
    That's why you are always right behind
    You still dial up to get online
    When Im inside the server lurkin'
    Rest assured, Ill be up workin'
    Comander should learn to like me 'cause Im his upgraded verion

    [Comander] Oh, but I've been researchin'
    You only cause distractions
    Disrupt, harass, and rattle
    I look for bigger targets
    Then I turn the tides of battle

    [Moople] But im keeping all your secrets
    I know all your confidants
    When I show you what I know
    I'll watch you choke on your crossants!

    [Together] The mobs never see me
    Until its far too late
    And when they push up daisies
    Im dancing on their grave
    If you wonder when Im ever gonna stop
    Ill be undercover even when Im off the clock
    Call me paparazzi, skills are all I want to stalk

    [Comander] Threaten me with blackmail?
    With that I'll not be bothered
    I'll sweep your server off its feet then you can call me owner
    You don't know cloak-and-dagger
    There's no download for swagger
    No wonder staff love me
    You are just another lagger
    Cyberpunk, get stepped aside
    Have a good ol' fashioned minecart ride
    All she wants is power
    And now her circuits fried
    Your skin making skills are weak
    Plus taking them from previous skins is cheap
    See I prefer to be incognito
    Can you keep up with my alter egos?
    Trust nobody, I insit
    When Comander is in our midst
    Im a dead ringer for anyone
    There is plenty room for twists

    [Moople] So your profession is fashion?
    [Comander] Uh huh
    [Moople] Nobody does your job better?
    [Comander] Of course!
    [Moople] You are a long shot from a skilled pvper
    [Comander] Huh?
    [Moople] But a confident skin dresser
    [Comadner] Hey!
    [Moople] Identity theft is bad
    But I got one you'll never hack
    When I get close to death I'll have
    My gapple send me back
    And then I'll hardcore PVP
    As if you weren't already obsolete
    Got your name and rupees RIP
    To another James Bond wannabe
    You could never be an owner to me
    'Cause you'd be the kind that would leave
    Sound familiar? Has to be!
    I scouted out you're server history you see?
    That's right I pulled the strings
    Who's on fire now?
    Should've left yourself a back door
    'Cause you're not getting out

    [Comander] You rely on fancy redstone gadgets
    That is why I call you half wit
    Class can not be stolen
    Nor will you ever hack it

    [Moople] Sorry but its Moople who will dominate this song
    The only reason why, I knew your lyrics all along

    Who won?
  2. Moople. Lol

    Really good commander! Well written. Made me laugh :D
  3. Oh my gosh!!! This was so fun to read. =D Thank you to you both!! :D <3
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