[Announcer] Ladies and Gentlemen, gather around for the battle of the Player and the Mob, two players equally matched in skill, but how will they compare in a rap battle!!! [PikminNate] Who's ready for some thunder from right under? Im a professional the rest are bloody bludgers Never shoulda ever gotten outta bed love You'll find yourself belly up BOOM! Headshot! But im not done by a longshot yet, a strapping handsome rogue, but id call you drop dead I'll make myself a necklace out of your tears Cuz I have a plan to PVP everyone I meet Crickey! I really make PVP look easy Cuz I do it politely with a slight bit of cheeky Standard rules- set up camp and wait Until I see a willing player then its apples, mate If you knock on deaths door im the one who answers But unlike my cohorts im the one with standards So hit my with my best shot I've always been prepared for it I love PVP, but my other friends never really cared for it [OP] You better call them now, and saw goodbye You are in the OP VILLAGE, I have you as a fly You'll never see my coming there is nowhere to hide At the time of the kill I've never felt more alive You've got a rendezvous avec la mort Amerature, I will lure you into my village And igve this 'strapping rouge' a beautiful death One bow one kill movements smooth as silk Thanks to you, I can sharpen my skills Now run away, your fate is written I'll haunt your dreams, unless you want me in them The arena behind me, how magnifique The perfect canvas for my masterpiece, After every battle, THE OP VILLAGER gets paid Pikmin and his 'peasants' let the eat cake [Chorus] Welcome to your funeral Isnt it so tragic? I hope no one asks why you, don't want to PVP If there a code to headshots You could say ive cracked it Too bad that PVPers are on everybodies blacklist [Pikmin] Honestly if I had a penny for ever server I've been banned from [OP] I am always getting sold out for Comander, such as life [Pikmin] I feel your pain....still hate you though [OP] I am the fighter, who's been updated Beware of my sights, you will never escape it My bow is the newest tech With my arrows keeping you in check Here's some advise And later you'll thank me A TNT Trap awaits you wherever you flank me Secondary Bow? Ha! You can keep it I can switch to my sword anytime I need it Now listen, this is no place for noobs You fight on the ground while Im scaling buildings I know its a hard concept to grapple Now Nate, tell me how you like them apples? [Pikmin] Now listen here, I'll make you dance You are nothing but a show pony, let me see you prance I don't need equipment I use instinct You have a glorified spectral arrow But I can think Quit spitting out words while Im dishing out the crits All because I took all your skills When im bored of sword action then my bow will do Im running out of places to put holes in you When it comes to secondaries at least I got options Plus a bow to give you a dropping Here's what you and Comander have in common You are both noob men, no wonder you are so rotten Forget about caring heres a mercy kill You lost against me, was that a thrill? Im not a crazed swordsmen Ive got class and manners Sittin on the throne like a cozy camper [OP] Out in the wilderness, you have spent some time How often have you had to respawn in your life? Talk about talent, ive been counting kills All while you've been honing your survival skills And besides, ive never even heard of an aimbot Making you mad with all of my great shots Trust me, I leave a smoking bow And by the time you find me the job is already done All this time I've been waiting And patience is a weapon Careful which window you choose to stick your head in You need your friends because you are weak and slow When Im pvping, I'll be working alone So call your friends and tell them you be with them They hate your PVP skills but that wont be a problem So many times I'll be smiling wider When you tell them you are about to retire [Pikmin] You wont be killing any players today Have you seen my skills, its fresh just like lemonade And mind that little red dot on your forehead Not that pimple boy, the one that means you're dead Anytime you fire I can follow the trail You wanna spend time outta doors, you are looking pale If you want to build my confidence, it might work Im making this look so easy, you are getting worse If you come to the wilderness bring along your folks You can all line up for a headshot conga Take notes, OP, I've been around a lot longer [Chorus]Welcome to your funeralIsnt it so tragic?I hope no one asks why you, don't want to PVPIf there a code to headshotsYou could say ive cracked itToo bad that PVPers are on everybodies blacklist So who won??
