Hey I'm back for another Parody of JT music, it's Soldier 76 vs Reaper but a dub, here we go! [Intro] [OP] Alright, Scamander! It's time to settle our differences... In a rap battle! [Gaming] Not with that hip-hop garbage Gimme something that rocks [Music plays] [Gaming] Oh yeah... I can work with this! [OP] Hey Comander No hard feelings when I slaughter you on this track [Gaming] Ha, such a comedian [Gaming] Before we get started, I must apologize I'm not just a player anymore, so I'm not gonna be nice I'm a Comander, who put the world on his shoulders You're just a mob who can't hold his composure I'm older, but I'm getting better with age Call this a eulogy, you're getting sent to your grave Old dog, new tricks, my bite's as bad as my bark I can't help taking your skills, old habits die hard [OP] I've been to the Village, I've already come back But I'll be at your funeral, and I'll look good in brown I'll be undertaking while you're overwatching Trust me, I'm the only OP mob walking I always got annoyed when you played boy scout Then you got destroyed, how's your PVP now? You were never a commander whose skills I would kiss Speaking of which, Gaming, put your sights on this [Gaming] I'm not pointing fingers, I won't say whos lonely But we've got a weak link, and his name is OP [OP] It's easy to make me a scapegoat for the blame While you're part of True Haven taking all of the praise With Eviltoade, my job was the hardest You called yourself a hero while I'm hauling your garbage [Gaming] I never picked you as the whiny kind of guy What you gonna do, OP? Cry, cry, cry? [Chorus] In with the old, out with the new They don't make 'em like they used to Kids these days got it easy Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff You might call us old news, but don't call me grandpa [OP] Back in True Haven, we both survived the blast All you had to show for it was a minor scratch [Gaming] But these scars go deeper, you should see that, VILLAGER The only reason I was leader is because you were weaker [OP] I'll feast on your skills like a wholesome snack I have no moral code that will hold me back [Gaming] I'm not just with that outpost, I don't roll like that Just goes to show, you don't know Gaming [OP] Death walks, with a couple of crossbows You'd better run when it blossoms [Gaming] Spraying and spraying, you ain't even aiming My Gaming Visor is activating I don't see Krysyy, better hurry before it gets worse I know you're into Witch magic, but I'm your curse [OP] You're a washed-up has-been, better get practice Lookin' like a burnout with his letterman jacket [Chorus] In with the old, out with the new They don't make 'em like they used to We've been fightin' since the Crisis I got a lot of war stories for my kids Rainin' arrows, and TNT Grenades Everybody better get to shelter Hasn't anyone told ya to respect your elders? [Gaming] You reap what you sow, check your ego And keep that nose on, you mob freakshow [OP] You're a walking clichè, I'm a sleek bandito Say "hasta la vista", mi amigo [Gaming] I'm an army of one, punk, get off my res [OP] I'm on the graveyard shift and I'll finish the job [Gaming] Sorry, but it doesn't count if you finish it badly I'll keep you in line, who's your daddy? [CarFryer facepalms at the rap battle] [Gaming] Oh... this is awkward [CarFryer] Oh please, I've never laughed harder How could either one of you believe that you would be the winner? [OP] So you're telling us now [Gaming] That it can't be one of us? [CarFryer] I wouldn't tell you two, even if you won (come on!) Between your petty insults, rhymes that are boring I can't believe for once that I'm the one snoring You have the gall to call yourself grown men? Ha! Just remember, CarFryer knows best [Chorus] In with the old, out with the new They don't make'em like they used to Kids these days got it easy Try as hard as they want, they're not gonna be me Justice and vengeance, in an epic standoff You might call us old news, but don't call me grandma [Outro] [Gaming] An eye for an eye [OP] You can't bargain with death [CarFryer] It's time to put this battle to rest [CarFryer knocks out Gaming and OP] [Gaming] He started it [OP] Ugh, shut up
it's missing rhymes on both of your sides so for me, that makes you tied i'm not saying i can do better in any way, just that it would have been so much better if it rhymed
Yeah, some rhymes I had to eliminate due to it making sense, I did better in my other one vs Jewel King
Haha, I was reading a bit and some things looked pretty nice... and then I figured out those parts were unchanged from the original.
Yeah, the best one I've done so far is Comander vs Jewel King, it's been modified a lot which makes it better
