poofasaurus survived the Cretaceous extinction by eating all the other poofasaurs and is now the last living specimen of her kind.
top_benny is a hacker who plans to someday destroy all and any former diamond supporters, while also making an alliance with the staff team to assassinate Aikar or Krysyy. He will choose their fate by the simple game of eny-meany-miny-moe.
Foxy kitty is secretly a EMC Developer, Aikar hired her to code the time bomb to destroy emc, but kitty also has a backstory on X-raying all does diamonds in the WILD, I mean that’s just pure Evil, mining in the wild, nobody knows who foxy kitty really ls...
CarFryer's secret hobby is going to junk yards, stealing car pieces, breaking into McDonalds and frying them.
Reading what I missed, there were some surprisingly good ones in there! This one really made me laugh. I find this a hard game, though! Lottie's new username is a secret message backwards.