according to my data you also can't talk to a fox and they ussually dont hold red torches and wear trenchcoats so boom
Yeah, StgbtL, I often wished the same thing years ago. I was extremely frustrated in the months before I left, causing me to overreact.
I seriously doubt you could come even close no matter how hard you tried and how much time you had. Especially given that there's a nether wastelands (/wnether or /nwaste) too.
I know this is probably not a favorable comment & I'm not siding with anyone so here goes.. I personally don't have a problem with alts. They're not just added on as a plus1 or anything. They are their own account. You can't know the reasons one would have only 1 or many.. at least they are coming on line honorably and not using a stolen acct etc to cheat the system.