I'm leaving.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by synth_apparition, Aug 2, 2015.

  1. Yes, EMC. The time has come. This is my goodbye. I've had an amazing three years here, and I'd like to thank each and every one of you here for making this one of the best communities I've ever been a part of. Good luck to you all, both in real life and on EMC. I don't know what else to say - I'm crying in real life. This is so unreal. I can't believe I'm leaving, but I have to leave. I have to focus on my GCSEs, on my future, on transforming the United Kingdom into a true Socialist state, on conquering Ireland once more, on reclaiming the British Empire, and on conquering the United States. After that, I will lead the world into a great unity never seen before, and make every citizen in the world able to into space (especially the whales and elephants).

    This is my goodbye.

    :(

    jk I'm just going on holiday to Lincolnshire.
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  2. have fun at lincolnshire!
  3. *reads top*
    *skips middle*
    *reads bottom*

    Almost got me :D
    Have fun!
  4. I have no idea why, but I did exactly the same thing, haha
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  5. I learned from the hashog incident. Normally I look at the reply first :D
  6. I don't even bother reading these anymore. Just scan the bottom. :D
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  7. I had a feeling people would do this. I did it myself while typing it up :p
  8. I thought that was legit...
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  9. Heh, Have fun on yer Holdiay!
  10. So you won't be registering as a supporter of the Labour Party to vote for Jeremy Corbyn?
  11. Aww... I really wanted to see the US get conquered by Britain :(
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  12. After reading title:

    After reading post:
    *facepalm*
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  13. You don't know how close I came to screaming.
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  14. Exactly except I screamed.

    You almost got me, SoulPunisher *waves finger* But have fun on your vacation! :p
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  15. My thoughts while reading. We will see how long this lasts
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  16. You had me until "transforming the United Kingdom into a true Socialist state, on conquering Ireland once more, on reclaiming the British Empire, and on conquering the United States." ;)
  17. Ha ha, enjoy your trip. I'm pretty sure you played this joke when you went to Wales or somewhere last year didn't you? :p
  18. I NEARLY HAD A HEARTATTACK AFTER READING THE TITLE. I HATE YOU.
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  19. It could happen... if the US breaks up, Scotland doesn't leave the UK (which won't happen for another 20 years, because the Tories denied them another one in 2024, #YayDemocracy), and the UK conquers Europe once Spain and Belgium break up and the Euro is at an all time low :p
  20. About 10 lines of text :p