It was a joke. Sorry if that offended (Is that the right word for it?) you in any way. Things like this don't happen where I live, and if they did, I would be the victim of the scenario.
This is very very rare. My father was a police officer in the main town police station for a long time, and when I asked him about what sort of crimes mainly happened: "Crimes? I've only ever heard about one murder in my fifteen years, violent crimes are pretty rare whatsoever. Pickpocketing and burglary is what we hear the most if you don't count people calling us about the drunks." The town doesn't have much of a drunk problem, but when it does on certain nights, it can get rowdy.
That's horrible. I was once verbally attacked whilst waiting for a subway on my way to school. An older man came up to me and began swearing and using insane vulgar language towards myself and the person I was with. Really spooked the hell right out of me. I hope all is well.
Really? Because a bullet to the chest isn't a guaranteed kill, whereas if I stabbed someone in the side, they could bleed out and I could rupture something. And to kill someone with a knife, you need to be close up to them, which means you could stab them in a critical part of their body like their heart... No, I'm not a murderer and I totally haven't practiced these methods on anyone...
I own a gun that will blow a hole the size of a baseball in your chest from a mile. Not meaning to scare anyone.
I was thinking more about pistols, not overkill shotgun death machines In case you get any ideas with that gun of yours if I annoy you, be warned: I have a big nerf gun (that sounds so wrong >.>) that shoots foam bullets that sting if they hit you in the face.
Why are we fighting about guns and knives? Both are bad. End of. We need to be here kitten to make sure he is alright and not get into little bitch fights about what can do more damage.
