So, for a recent homework assignment, we had to satirize something through a method of our choice, and I thought it might share it here. If you can't tell by the content, I'm satirizing the inhumanity of fast food resteraunts. So, without further ado, here it is. The Inhumanity of the Burger Today, most food is made with ease;Fast food and microwaves are made to please.But with the quality of these meals,People seem to not care about disease. The food is fast, but it comes with a deal:Just how did that animal feelBefore it’s dark and gloomy fate,And deadly trials and ordeals? When that poor animal ateIt’s final meal, did it debateIf it would ever have a bride,Or end up on somebody’s plate? Perhaps it would be dignifiedIf it knew that when it died,It would be gourmet-ifiedAt the hands of someone who truly tried.
*puts down burger* *wipes tear from eye* *starts to clap* *whistles* *starts to fade the clapping away* *shakes hands with qwerty* *walks out with qwertys wallet* *stops the RP*
*tries to run* *trips on 607* *face plants into ground* *tries to stand up but 607 is laying unconscious on me* *throws wallet to random person* *End RP*
Nice poem, but I'd like to point out that it's not technically inhumanity since its human nature to kill and eat things. Still though; noice poem
Don't microwaves kill all/almost all bacteria? #ScienceTho Anyways, lovely poem! The title is amazing. I think I'm in love with a title... xD
Obviously. Fast food it isn't and shouldn't be a key component of anyones diet. It's a nice treat but not to be had on a regular basis. My point was that Qwerty said about microwaves and disease, yet microwaves are used to kill bacteria which cause disease. It was more of a joke point as it was in the same paragraph but I don't think related.