Why EMC is not at 1 million members.

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Unoski, Oct 28, 2013.

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  1. I have searched and searched all throw google and bing. After a few years of searching I finally found out why we are not at 1 million members.
    NICK IS TOO PRETTY
    Yes, it is true believe it or not. New members will not join because they are feared to be made fun of for not being as pretty as nick. Now how do we fix this you may ask? Well simple. We have to hide nick and all of his melons where his prettiness can not be seen.

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    Unoski, Oct 28, 2013
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  2. Ummm... what? Really? When I didn't play, I wanted to play.
    Edit-And I did not know that, ever.
    CraftyCosmic, Oct 28, 2013
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  3. All makes sense now.... Hey, Nick! Stop being so pretty!
    AmusedStew, Oct 28, 2013
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  4. O come on I see this jigsaw face and think "this guy needs a hug."
    The_Boulder, Oct 28, 2013
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  5. Jeff the killer. Quickly change your post before anybody notices it!
    Unoski, Oct 28, 2013
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  6. Nope it's inside joke with nick and i
    The_Boulder, Oct 28, 2013
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  7. Really? Jeff the killer? I thought looked more like that guy in Saw...
    Anyways. YES. And DeadPresident. He apparently sucks out people's souls ;3
    BrickStrike, Oct 28, 2013
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  8. Ohhhh...
    CraftyCosmic, Oct 29, 2013
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  9. He may be too pretty for everyone else to handle, but atleast he's one of us.
    Cordial_Pie, Oct 29, 2013
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  10. Ever since I joined the empire this crazy nick would always invite me to a group chat, find me, and give me melons. He is the perfect Halloween Skin. :p
    wisepsn, Oct 29, 2013
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  11. I thought the real reason was because no one could have a name better than Yodascokedealer...

    Mrlegitislegit, Oct 29, 2013
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  12. People don't like just survival, they want mini games and variety... And again one of EMC's flaws...
    Moms_CreditCard, Oct 29, 2013
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  13. Not true at all. When I first got on EMC I liked it because it was solely survival.
    journeynaut, Oct 29, 2013
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  14. Just because we don't have a feature, doesn't make it a flaw
    RainbowChin, Oct 29, 2013
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  15. Probably because that'd mean 1 out of 10 minecraft accounts would have to be EMC members. Are there even 1 million active accounts that aren't alts or people who are here to cause trouble/glued to pvp?
    xHaro_Der, Oct 29, 2013
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  16. Most likely yes, 1 million active out of 12.5 million accounts isn't so hard.
    RainbowChin, Oct 29, 2013
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  17. xHaro_Der, Oct 29, 2013
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  18. Including that, yes. Alts aren't that common.
    And most players are in those huge minigame servers with 1000's of slots.
    RainbowChin, Oct 29, 2013
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  19. Why don't we have a minigames server...
    Unoski, Oct 29, 2013
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  20. Ditto.
    No offense, just because they're your views don't mean they are everyone else's :)
    jacob5089, Oct 29, 2013
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