My name is Taylor, i'm out to kill a drunk guy, and i am to0 lazy awesome to know the third question... Monty Python and The Holy Grail is really funny
Noone's gotten the right answer xD Grey Text fail use 2a2a2a As you wake up, you hear the chirping of birds. You feel instantly relaxed. You look around. You find yourself in a forest.
I turned back around and walked to the knocked out guard. Then i quickly took off his armor and put it on myself. When i got all of the armor on i walked back over to the door and opened it. "I'll take it from here" I said to him in a deep voice. "Ah, thank god! Youre five minutes late Joseph!" "Oh, sorry...it wont happen again!" i said as we switched places. When he left the room, i closed the door behind me and turned around...
You wake up in a Palace. Blood is splattered all over the hall. You wake up in a cave, with your leg stuck in a beartrap.