IceCreamCow is Following me?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by jameskim885, Jun 2, 2013.

  1. *looks behind*



    *screams and runs*
  2. Hes following me...
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  3. You're never safe. You can't get away.
  4. He is Slender, too.
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  5. I don't see why everyone makes a big deal out of followers. It's even more meaningless than it is on most places, where following at least does something.
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  6. Actually...there's this: http://empireminecraft.com/account/news-feed
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  7. Out of the 450+ days I have been on this server, I have never known of this.... Why didn't someone tell me of this sooner?!?! I blame Aikar....
  8. It's the second thing you can choose when you click your name on top. :p
  9. I have no words to express my idiocy...
  10. Live long and prosper.
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  11. Wait... people can read our news feed from their page? :O ... well - I might start adding daily quotes then :p
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  12. It just shows the activity of those that you follow :)
  13. Ever so subtle
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  14. *goes to newsfeed* *Only sees Equinox Boss on first page for liking posts* guys.... Equinox is trying to take over our news feeds!
  15. Shush! Don't blow my cover! :p
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  16. So... I had another encounter today.

    He emerged out of the bushes as I walking to the road that took me to my house.
    "Not this again" I said.
    He grabbed me and snorted, showering me in ice cream flavored boogers and gave me a new deodorant... Mint Ice Cream.
    "What do you want from me?" I asked.
    "Your Freezer. Your entire freezer" he said.
    "No... Not the Freezer with...with the bloodworms and...and...and my stash of Cornettos" I said.
    "Yes. That Freezer. It's the only Freezer in your house, fool" said the Cow.

    I kicked him in the knee. Then I threw him onto the floor and ran. He was close behind me. He whipped out his Ice Cream knife once again, and pounced on me.
    "SINCE WHEN DID COWS DO THAT?" I screamed at the top of my lungs.
    "Since...erm...I turned... Purple?" he said.
    "So... Since the beginning of time?"
    "Yes."
    He then proceeded to stab me with his Ice Cream knife. Except, before he could stab me, he realized it was 22 celsius (Non-american measurements *cough*) outside and his knife melted in his hands. He slurped it up.
    "Until I make myself a new knife, Soul..." he said, turning into Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream before my eyes.

    Help me guys... I think he's gonna kill me if he finds out i've eaten most of those Cornettos.
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  17. That's terrible!
  18. He tried to kill me! D:
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