[ForumGame] War of Kingdoms!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Adderwolf71, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. PonyPolis starts work on a pike that can slice through human bodies like no business.
  2. Alagaesia brings out the roasted pine nuts (medieval popcorn) and watches the tension unfold between PonyPolis and JacobLandia.
  3. Ahaha...Collectoroids begin to try roasting corn kernels over an open fire for this event.
  4. Really people?!
  5. Really.
  6. Can someone give me assist so I don't die at the hands of JacobLandia???
  7. Magica valley asks collectoroids to pass some roasted pine nuts and gets ready to watch the war
  8. Really, people, THIS IS NOT A ****** MOVIE!!! I don't wanna die!!!
  9. PonyPolis's military swells to 5,000. 1,000 of the men are sent to LumberPolis, while the rest is garrisoned at PonyPolis.
  10. And it's successful!!! Now I know this is pure imagination, but PonyPolis starts work on 20 gigantic crossbows that can shoot the newly made pike from PonyPolis Inc. (Is that god-modding?)
  11. And the Collectoroids begin to make apple pies. And train its army to survive in the wilderness. More food is prepared for the watching of the war.
  12. Alagaesia brings out the mountain mead for the generals to watch. Also, I'm afraid you're slightly on your own. And just having 4,000 people join your army in two minutes is god-moding.
  13. Oops, lost count of my military numbering. Let's go with 2,000 men.
  14. The 20 giant crossbows are successful!! Each wall has 5 mega crossbows garrisoned there, with 3 people manning each crossbow.
  15. C'mon!! I don't wanna die!!! :(
  16. PonyPolis and LumberPolis's total population swells to 25,000 people!!!
  17. PonyPolis sees JacobLania scouts scouting the area. Duke Ryuga sends out knights to slaughter all of them except 1, who appears to be Duke Ryuga's long-lost cousin. He is now a accountant, keeping track of the army size and the population.
  18. The Collectoroids begin to try and experiment with rock candy!'
    Army size:150
    Population:300
  19. Magica valley starts to make sugar covered pine nuts for the war and starts to hunt for food and a good veiw for the battle
  20. PonyPolis's military swells to 2,500!!! So far, some scouts are deep in the volcanoes looking for the red egg. (They're far from JacobLandia.) So far, they found nothing, so, they're going deeper. And some 500 crossbow men are positioned on wooden platforms on the tall trees to pick off any scouts from JacobLandia. :p