Hello dear blind Empire Minecraft players, keeping in theme with all the new clubs like the Legit Klub and 12 Year Old's Club, I'm also starting one, called the Delta Club. In the Delta Club, we all pool our resources together to do the following: Make low-quality wild colonies which we shall probably abandon in 2 weeks. Beg ICC to make the Delta Club an official EMC thing, as it should be for reasons which totally do not concern the server I plan on making. Pursue the valiant effort of destroying the population of submissive sheep on EMC and beyond, for they are a pox on our society which must be purged immediately. Complain about how Town residences are too small and we can't build wherever we want. End the campaign of silenting which ICC and Justin have obviously pursued for such a long time. Steal EMC members for reasons completely unrelated to the nonexistent server which I have no plans to make. Point out how EMC obviously does not have a great currency system, an excellent anti-griefing system, dynamic wildernesses and an awesome community, because the only reason why anyone would like EMC is because of bandwagons. Rip off EMC supportership packages in the nonexistent server which I have no plans to make. Bribe ICC with monies so he will recognize our gloriousness and finally make us an official EMC thing, in a way which is not hypocritical with our criticisms of ICC and Justin as moneygrabbers. Please fill out this application if you wish to join? Are you a submissive sheep?: In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: We hope you are all able to help us with our goals!
First and LOL Are you a submissive sheep?: What do you think? In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: in the past 5 days? PFFT I did it in the past 10 seconds Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: YES We hope you are all able to help us with our goals! NO
You tricked me right there sir EDIT: Forgot my application. Are you a submissive sheep?: Not really, I'm more of a submissive duck. In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club and official EMC thing?: Not only IcC, but the entire staff team, we need this an official thing ASAP. Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: Are you kidding me? I just now was promoted to the owner of the LLO, I control the Pazzo and I have 103 other small outposts that I fail to run
Are you a submissive sheep?:Obviously In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?:Naturally Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?:Yes! We hope you are all able to help us with our goals! Well, I wouldn't stay at these outposts for too long Is this a Copherfeild reference?
Rejected, no submissive sheep. You do realise the Delta Club will probably burn you at the stake for your submissive sheepiness once we get more members, you know. You seem trustworthy, you're in.
Please fill out this application if you wish to join? Are you a submissive sheep?: ...uh, no? Yeah, no. Nononononono. In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: ...Ctrl+V, Send, F5... Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: Yep.
I come on this thread wanting to blast an idiot into the air, and you leave me with this. Killjoy. Are you a submissive sheep?: I was the first submissive sheep. In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: I have sent many more. Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: Oyus
Accepted, you seem trustworthy. You're a submissive sheep? Oooh, bad luck....we sort of burn them at the stake...
Are you a submissive sheep?: never, I don't even know what that means, but don't like the sound of it. In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: Never Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: Done!
Delta Team was Copherfield's old group. I think most of them are now in Mercury Team. Pretty much everything he's posted in the OP is why we hate Copherfield. Are you a submissive sheep?: Yes. In the past 5 days, have you sent ICC a pm pathetically begging him to make Delta Club an official EMC thing?: No, but I was about to. Do you solemnly swear to take over all the wild outposts on all the servers?: Already done. I have gained iSMOOCH's trust and he has appointed me Assistant Mayor of Pazzo and I have appointed myself leader of LLO in Zulu's absence.
