Same here...but seeing as i'm 12, and I hang around with people who make these jokes, it's probably just that my mind is filthy.
I'll be all every ones Valentine today. If you need a Valentine, Krysyyjane9191, Chickeneer, and I will be your Valentine! I'll be on smp 5, Krysyy will be on smp 2. I am not sure about Chickeneer.
I can give something more than that. An internet hug and my obligatory imploration that you go forth and own at life. Any day of the year.
Be thankful you don't have a partner who's reading you the Riot Act because you didn't buy a card. Also, today is the easiest day of the year to pull. Go and look for a girl in a bar crying, and go for it.
A Valentines rose from Max EDIT: Can a mod fix these crazy spoilers I gave her some butter boots in return =)
Not sure why everyone makes such a big deal out of being alone on Valentines... I find all this "Forever Alone" stuff funny.
Haha I know that feeling. I blame South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and some of the comic books I read.